OW! SHIT! fuck! My eye!

People should know when they are conquered

I am in so much pain….there is blood everywhere…I have a sword in my scrotum.

This is SPARTA!

Iefnkl neend  I need someosme blarrrghhhhhhhhh! i need some one to help mehhh….good lord….

I am Kratos from the God of War video game series

there is a finger lying on the rockband drums…I fear it might be mine…

yup….its mine….

Oh...the humanity

Guys…I wont be at rehearsal.