Blog Posts - UPDATED 1/20/2011 Yeah, I know this is dumb but Paul the Octopus is now an astounding 6 for 6 in World Cup predictions! He stunned the world this week when he picked Spain to beat his native Germany in today’s...
Football podcast! Go Bears!
Blog Posts - Thank God the Bears won yesterday’s game! Now we have a definite shot at making it to the Super Bowl! Also, this week’s podcast about football is all the more relevant to Chicagoans, and we don’t have to cry while...
I submit to our new Jeopardy-playing computer overlord!
Blog Posts - If you follow Jeopardy news as much as I do, then you’ve surely heard the latest news. IBM has built a new supercomputer with the goal of it destroying human beings’ inalienable right to be better than everything else on...
Ophiuchus? More like OH FUUUUU
Blog Posts - This is it guys. This is our chance to change the type of people we are and blame it on nonsense! The zodialogical* world is on it’s head and none of it matters! If you haven’t heard, the zodiac signs...
Sports Are Soooooooo Gay
Blog Posts - A big reason I love reeeaaalllyy liberal cities is because they’re the only places gay people are allowed to be boring, real people. In smaller towns and rural areas, us straights have relegated “gay-friendly” places to be pretty much solely...
Duck Tales Theme Song in 10 Different Languages
Blog Posts - While at work I heard this familiar melody blasting from down the hall. But the words didn’t sound familiar at all. That’s because I don’t speak Finnish. But many lovers of the show Duck Tales do, so they created a...
Being hated: The best way to get a hot girlfriend.
Blog Posts - I’ve been working on this theory for a while now and I’m pretty sure I got it all figured out. Case #1 Salmon Rushdie Padma Lakshmi is the trophy host of Top Chef on Bravo. I’m pretty sure she came...
Our 50th Podcast!
Blog Posts - Congratulations, everyone! We did it! We made it to 50 podcasts! Octavarius (and special guest Logan) spend the big five-oh talking about the future. More specifically we’re talking about what the future will be like when we’re all fifty years...
Octavarius Sings “Bear Down Chicago Bears”
Humorous Videos - We will never forget the way the Bears thrilled the nation with their T formation, and that is why we sing “Bear Down” after every touchdown. Enjoy!