Blog Posts - Message from: Antivirus Vista 2010 Message to: The Internets Hello, inferior beings. Or perhaps, since the celestial body that you call “Sun” has already passed its apex, you would be more comfortable with the traditional salutation of “good afternoon, inferior...
I’d go on a date with Helen Thomas
Blog Posts - I just finished watching HBO’s documentary, Thank You, Mr. President, which is a 45 minute film with Helen Thomas commenting on her past 60+ years as a member of the White House Press Corp. Helen entered the White House Press...
Chicago Life (4 a White Guy)
Blog Posts - Hey there everybody! Keith and Tinz would like to share a great song with you! This is just one of the great songs that’s on the Keith and Tinz album that can be purchased here
Keith Plays Baseball
Humorous Videos - In this very silly sketch, Keith plays baseball. And that’s about it. Enjoy! Special thanks to Mike Noens for his sweet cinematography and editing. Check out his other work at CNGM Pictures.
Octavarius’s triumphant return to ComedySportz
Blog Posts - On Thursday, March 11, at 10pm, Octavarius invades ComedySportz again. Because they just couldn’t get enough! But this time, the stakes are even higher. Two weeks ago, we sent in a proposal to start a run at ComedySportz next fall....
I will get us more time to sleep. With science.
Blog Posts - All too often I find myself staying up too late at night and not getting as much sleep as I should as a result. Throughout my entire adult life I have struggled with the dilemma of how much fun I...
I am the HammerSlammer
Blog Posts - Let it be known to the masses that I, Keith “HammerSlammer” Habersberger, am the true HammerSlammer, and all others who claim themselves to be the HammerSlammer are nothing but petty impostors. “HammerSlammer Leave you Enamored Slam more hammers Than spam...
Brian Wohl: The Secret Agent you want for your operation.
Blog Posts - Hello, my name is Brian Wohl and I understand you’re looking to hire a personal secret agent. I am highly qualified and indispensable to your operation. I have many talents. Including but not limited to: basic understanding of at least...
Podcast: Quit playing Mario and listen to us talk about Mario!
Blog Posts - In this, our fifth installment of the OctaCast, we tackle some serious issues within the Mushroom Kingdom. Download the podcast below (or at the Octavarius page in the iTunes Store) to hear thoughtful, intelligent conversation on: The futility of Mario’s...
I am won the lottery!
Blog Posts - See you later, world! I am outta here! I won the lottery! Check out the under email I got!! UNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. WINNING NO: 8701/LPRC/ SIX BATCH NO: SA/10/FE TICKET No: FE08WCSA RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION...
