I am writing to correct a terrible factual error Tinz made in his last post entitles  My Vacation will be so much better than Marc’s.

DISCLAIMER: The photo provided is a dramatic reinactment of my meal, because my kodak disposable camera can’t be developed until I return from this Canadian paradise.

Because there are so many reasons why Canada is better than Virginia, I will have to focus on one at a time.  Today’s reason, the food.

Over the past two days I have eaten like a king, a Canadian king no less.  I devoured one Meatlovers Scramble, the most delicious NY strip steak I’ve ever eaten, homemade waffles, and a four course roast beef dinner.  Al of these dishes were prepared and served by Frolander’s Island Lodge’s caretaken, SHeri, who sounds suspiciously like the mom from Bobby’s World.

As I mentally prepare myself for today’s breakfast of sausage links, omlettes, wheat toast, and bacon (Canadian bacon), I will feel very sorry for Tinz, who is currently suffering a Virginia vacation.  My sympathies to you sir.

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