Blog Posts - I have lived down the street from a Wendy’s here in Chicago for the last 2+ years. It seems that EVERY time I go there to get food I am dealing with infuriating service and circumstances. This last time was...
While you’ve been on vacation, I farted on all your pillows.
Blog Posts - This post is a response to My Vacation will be so much better than Marc’s and Viringia is for lovers… of lameness. You guys may be having a wonderful time taking days off work and spending time with your family...
Virginia is for lovers… of lameness
Blog Posts - I am writing to correct a terrible factual error Tinz made in his last post entitles My Vacation will be so much better than Marc’s. DISCLAIMER: The photo provided is a dramatic reinactment of my meal, because my kodak disposable...
My vacation will be so much better than Marc’s
Blog Posts - Marc has been on his Canada vacation since Wednesday. I am leaving tomorrow morning to go to Virginia for my vacation, which I will be on for a week. I am determined to find wi-fi throughout the east coast so...
Lunamania lets you know who’s open late
Blog Posts - I just discovered Lunamania, a website that tells you what places in your city are still open when you’re jonesing for a snack. Their list had all the places in Chicago I’ve heard of so far, so I assue their...
It was better in rehearsal
Blog Posts - It seems every country in world has a couple ‘Talent!’ shows anymore. With all that saturation of course the talent pool goes shallow. Talent Audition Sorry dawg, it’s a ‘No’ from me. I think you’re young and full of talent,...
Breaking News! Nachos are a staple of school lunches!
Blog Posts - I was getting my daily dose of news this morning from the Chicago Tribune website and I found an article that has given me one more reason why newspapers are behind the times. Today, June 11, 2009, the Chicago Tribune...
Fish of Canada, you have been warned
Blog Posts - This morning at about 6am (which is 7am Muszynski vacation time) I embarked on this years Canadian wilderness adventure. My dad and I will drive about 16 hours towards Canada over the next two days (meeting up with my Grandpa...
The Power of “Fuck You” money.
Blog Posts - Zach Galifianakis has the number 1 movie in the country. He is the man today. Here’s what he did with some of his money: I know this is a link, but I can’t recommend this more. Watch it. “Can’t Tell...
Italian President Silvio Berlusconi shows the US how to have real scandals
Blog Posts - With Gitmo, torture, and naked pictures of the French President’s wife, I didn’t think any new scandals would impress me. Oh how wrong I was. Silvio Berlusconi, President of Italy, featured earlier on Octavarius for this picture in World Leaders...
