Blog Posts - Never. Under any circumstances. Sing Enrique Iglesias’s “Escape” to a random girl at a bar. Never.
Bears Vs. Vikings Fan Fiction
Blog Posts - After throwing three touchdowns and still not able to shake his former hero, Jay Cutler took the field with 9:21 left in overtime. Jay bristled at the meatball Bear fan who yelled “earn your paycheck with your BFFs, Olsen and...
Dear “Cat” In The Hat
Blog Posts - Dear “Cat” in the Hat, You may not remember me, but I sure as hell remember you. I don’t know how many homes you ruin in a given night so I’ll remind you of who you’re dealing with. My name...
Charlie Brown and Andrew WK for Christmas
Blog Posts - Two things I love, Charlie Brown and Andrew WK, are finally together. And what better time than the holidays? Merry Christmas. Party hard.
FML for Movie Characters
Blog Posts - Today, I was coming home and this old guy who my uncle knows threw my uncle’s ring in the fire. Then he gave it to me. Apparently because I touched it, I have to go all the way to Mordor. You know, the Land of...
One-Letter-Off Wednesday
Blog Posts - Dear Facebook-using America, It would appear that my plan to conquer Twitter isn’t panning out as quickly as I had hoped, so I call upon you to start a more reasonable trend that is, in fact, very fun to be...
Jon’s had enough.
Blog Posts - Hi, I’m LP and I love Garfield, but I’ve always been sad that Jon could never get his shit together. Well, this comic I’m linking to below finally solves that little issue. Enjoy! http://i.imgur.com/94719.gif
Improv with Robots on Video
Blog Posts - Below is the video from our show on Monday. A million thanks to Erin Gordon who handled my cheap video camera for this venture. The podcast version will be available shortly. See the rest of our videos. Improv with R2-D2...
I hate Nova Scotia
Blog Posts - I am not gonna lie to you, peeps…but I hate Nova Scotia. I was thinking about fish on my morning commute and it occured to me that I HATE THIS PLACE!!! I mean look at this island! Its about the...
