Blog Posts - Special thanks to Brian Hurwitz from Claymore Productions for sharing this. This site delivers exactly what its name implies. The texts are submitted and posted by real humans who I assume actually said these things. For a long time scholars...
Richard Simmons flips out
Blog Posts - Brian and I found this video today. It’s is not the side of Mr. Simmons you see when he’s hocking his health food cookwear, or tellin you how to exercise. But, somehow, it makes perfect sense. I just wished he...
“How I Learned To Be Super Successful”
Blog Posts - This made me laugh. Dave Hill is a funny writer for Huffington Post and this is his newest post. Here’s a quote from the piece: Success–will we ever really understand it? Probably not, but as long as we’re on the...
Martin Luther King gets down
Blog Posts - This isn’t funny necessarily, but it’s really cool and kind of inspiring. Someone digitally modified the “I Have a Dream” speech to sound like a Kanye song.
Happy Birthday Tinz
Blog Posts - It’s Tinz’s birthday today, so if you know Tinz, what are your favorite Tinz moments? And if you don’t know Tinz, what are the moments you’d like to have with Tinz?
Help me invent a new Earth Day tradition
Blog Posts - This morning I was offering “Happy Earth Day” to everyone, but I don’t actually know what to do to celebrate Earth Day. When it started, like 40 years ago, there were protests and lots of stuff. But now, even environmental...
I WILL ROUND HOUSE/UPPER CUT/SIDE THRUST KICK/EMPI/ YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Blog Posts - Allright… I found this Michael Bay tribute video from ShoWest. It’s confession time. Now, I love wearing my “artsy” glasses so I can look like a cool actor. I love wearing beat up jeans and an old white t-shirt so...
I Am A Tremendous Idiot.
Blog Posts - So just yesterday, I was sitting on the couch, thinking about the Blackhawks’ awesome win on Saturday, and my mind wandered to one of my favorite film series as a child: The Mighty Ducks. This young, rag-tag group of social...
Asimov’s Laws of Carlies
Blog Posts - The following is an excerpt from Isaac Asimov’s 2007 collection of short stories entitled iCarly. It describes the fundamental and unbreakable laws that all positronic Carlies must follow: A Carly may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow...
