Blog Posts - After we posted the Will Smith Points game, we received several photos from fans posing themselves in the classic will smith, looking away from the camera and giving an almost peace sign at a 45 degree angle upwards. If you...
Extinct animals that should have seen it coming.
Blog Posts - Everyone knows that animals are stupid. No debate. But some animals are SOO stupid that their whole species gets destroyed. These are those animals and if you can’t immediately tell why, I’ll explain: Wooly Rhinoceros, Coelodonta We all are familiar with...
FML for Movie Characters II
Blog Posts - Today, my children were kidnapped by fictional pirates. Apparently I’m Peter Pan and my mom forgot to tell me and now I have to save them in “Neverland”. Oh did I mention I’m scared of heights? FML Today, I was taking the bus to...
FML for Movie Characters
Blog Posts - Today, I was coming home and this old guy who my uncle knows threw my uncle’s ring in the fire. Then he gave it to me. Apparently because I touched it, I have to go all the way to Mordor. You know, the Land of...
Movies that play “The Wink Game”
Blog Posts - If you weren’t at our last show then The Wink Game may be a mystery to you. The Wink Game is played whenever someone in normal speech says the titular line of a movie, followed immediately by an audible*wink said...
Scandal in Octavarius: secret confession reveals all!
Blog Posts - Huge news! This may be difficult to watch but the truth must be told. I acquired this video from an anonymous source. I warn you, what you are about to see is a disturbing tale from the group. Click play...
Thanks for all the memories Cornservatory!
Blog Posts - Thanks to everyone who came to the closing of Octavarius: A Hair Away from Disaster and made it one of our best shows ever. Also a special thanks to our openers, Boyfriend Girlfriend, and Accidental VJ who were both steller. ...
Octavarius last show: let’s get drunk!
Blog Posts - this Sunday marks the last performance of Octavarius’ run, Octavarius: a hair away from diaster. and to celebrate, I have been put in charge. w00t! This Sunday at the cornservatory theater(4210 n. lincoln) Octavarius will be presenting DRINKprov for our...
get on my horse
Blog Posts - i usually don’t advise our loyal tentacles to go and visit other sites for their internet entertainment, however i have to let the world know about this one. it’s http://www.getonmyhorse.com/ and if you want your life to be complete you...
Movies i refuse to suspend my disbelief for
Blog Posts - I love movies. they give and they give and i take and i take. its the perfect relationship. but sometimes movies give their audiences no credit and i say “NO! NO!! NnnoOO! you can’t do that!” . some say i...
