Blowjobs.

Blog Posts - Wanna hear about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome.

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Blowjobs.

Music Videos

Blog Posts - Just a couple of neat music videos I have found online: Kay Pettigrew: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme and… Thunderheist: Jerk It

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Music Videos

thru-you.com: Songs Mashed from YouTube

Blog Posts - I stumbled upon this website a few days ago and I’m loving it. Somebody took a bunch of unrelated YouTube clips (music instruction, instrument demos, and random people playing music in front of a webcam for funsies) and mashed them...

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thru-you.com: Songs Mashed from YouTube

A Game of Cat and Mouse: Chapter One

Blog Posts - I hate this city. It’s filled with the unused sweat of the hopeless and the putrid ejaculate of the wicked. Nothing matters anymore. I’ve been a cop for twenty years and I know in my heart that it’s accomplished nothing....

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A Game of Cat and Mouse:  Chapter One

My Recent Favorite Improv Form – JTS Brown

Blog Posts - For the past 4 months or so, I’ve been a big fan of the form JTS Brown. It’s a crazy, awesome, form that basically follows the philosophy that everything is a gift and everything your fellow players say and do...

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My Recent Favorite Improv Form – JTS Brown

Green Eggs and Ham

Blog Posts - Sam I am,  O! Sam I am, I’d never seen green eggs and ham, but I’ve eaten many other foods, like leg of cow or rack of lamb. But yesterday I took a hike, down Roscoe street with my friend...

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Green Eggs and Ham

Jokes, but in Real Life: a Cuteness Fail

Blog Posts - Today I tried very hard to be funny.  Big mistake.  My girlfriend was planning to stop by this morning at 9:30 to drop off her laptop so it wouldn’t be sitting in her car all day.  Since I didn’t have...

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Jokes, but in Real Life: a Cuteness Fail

Fred Schneider Once Looked Like Your Uncle

Blog Posts - I had a long drive back from an 11-hour work day, and to keep myself awake I let iTunes Genius create a very typical 80′s playlist for me. Before long, the B-52′s “Rock Lobster” was blasting in the Hyundai. I...

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Fred Schneider Once Looked Like Your Uncle

World Leaders Have Fun Too

Blog Posts - This picture was taken today at the G20 summit in London. I love this. Obama is giving the thumbs up; Medvedev has the dorkiest smile; the Italian President who’s name I don’t know is also rockin’ out. Only Hu Jin...

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World Leaders Have Fun Too

Holy Smokes! Jay Cutler’s a Bear! (A letter to Jay Cutler)

Blog Posts - Dear Jay Cutler, ChicagoTribune.com is reporting that the Bears traded their First Round Picks in 2009 and 2010, their Third Round Pick in 2009, and Kyle Orton for you, Jay Cutler. This gives the Bears their first Pro Bowl quality...

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